+244HILARIOUS PRANK: Create a system where people pay thousands of dollars to go to college, to get a job, to pay for having gone to college.
+311If the government denies a woman the right to abort the fetus, then the government should have to pay for everything. Sonograms, blood transfusions, Adoption papers, check-ups... EVERYTHING, amirite?
+184Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job. amirite?
+268If you had a dollar every time you wished you weren't single you would have enough money to pay for the mental help you really need, amirite?
+341Some people flirt with danger. I take it on a date and make it pay, amirite?
+226If you look at every person that comes into your life as a learning opportunity, you will never walk away empty handed. The things people can teach you are never ending if you are open to receiving it. Even those that do you wrong... thank them, learn from them, and take whatever you can from that situation to the next, because if you pay attention, you'll be the smarter one in the end. amirite?
+326"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car you are still paying for, in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes, the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. amirite?
+556Live today like it's your last day. But pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't, amirite?
+316It's funny how people pay extra for 3-D but no one wants to go see a play, amirite?
+753"I still don't get it." "Maybe you should pay attention more." "Maybe you should learn to teach.", amirite?
+540They should update Monopoly to today's standards. "You passed go! Pay 2% of your income to keep up with your housing bills." "Free Parking has been removed to make way for a Wal-Mart!" "Go to Jail: Do not pass go, do not collect $200, but only if you're a minority," amirite?
+409All I want for Christmas is you. I'll pay for shipping and handling and even express delivery. Amirite?
+287There are three basic 'woman-walking-in-high-heels sounds' categories. The 'Normal Walk': -scuff scuff scuff-; The I'm-On-My-Way-So-You-Better-Pay-Damn-Attention-To-Me Walk': -SCUFF SCUFF SCUFF-; and The 'Accident': "Oh shi- -THUD-THUD-THUD-. amirite?
+476I will ♣ you in the ♥ with my ♠ and sell your remains to pay for my ♦ necklace you lost. Amirite?