+2,736Mrs. Pacman is the biggest prostitute. Just pay her 25 cents and she'll eat balls until she dies, amirite?
+3,045The elderly should be sent to jail, and criminals to nursing homes. The eldery would have free hot food, snacks, free legal care, medical and health, security and safety, free clothing, access to pools, counseling and education, family visits, and care. The criminals would have cold food, left alone in a tiny room, limited showers and pay $5000 a month for the torture. amirite?
+2,399If I have to pay for an adult ticket at a movie theater, I should be able to see an adult movie, amirite?
+531One PAY DAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took Mrs. HERSHEY'S downtown to the corner of Main and 5TH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGER that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKERS and she screamed OH HENRY: you are even better than the 3 MUSKETEERS! Soon she became CHUNKY and 9 months later, BABY RUTH was born, amirite?
+922The meaning of crazy is NOT talking to yourself... or even ANSWERING yourself... It's asking yourself to repeat what you just said cuz you didn't pay attention. amirite?
+971We'd all pay a lot more attention in chemistry if they'd call it Potions class, amirite?
+596Place the elderly in prisons. They will get a shower a day, video surveillance in case of problems, medications, hours of private time, three meals a day, access to a library, medical and dental care, computer, TV, gym ... Put criminals in nursing homes. They have cold meals, lights off at 9 p.m., one bath a week, have no private time, live in a smaller room, and pay 2,000+ a month, amirite?
+492How can clothes make the man when you shouldn't judge a book by its cover? If the best things in life are free, then why do you get what you pay for? Should you look before you leap if he who hesitates loses? amirite?
+289Subway is similar to prostitution, you pay other people to do your girlfriend's job, amirite?
+500Who comes up with the names for candles anyway? Do they really pay people to smell them and say, "You know, this smells like a sparkling angel. Let's make it happen." amirite?
+304The national debt for America right now is 13 trillion dollars. To put this into prospective, if you took 13 trillion one dollar bills and stacked them one on top of another, you would have a stack of money big enough to pay off the national debt. amirite?
+514Kids today might be spoiled, but they're nothing like they might be in the future. "Can you believe I had to pay $40 for my teleporter? And it doesn't even go out of the galaxy! Piece of crap", amirite?
+478When Brett Favre dies, they should pay a guy with a shotgun to stand next to the grave to make sure that he doesn't change his mind about being dead , amirite?