+36Tall people never have to wash their hair because no one can smell anything, amirite?
+48People who live in glass houses would not survive the zombie apocalypse. amirite?
+41With expensive future medical technology the biggest difference between rich and poor people might be the difference between living 300 years and living 70 years. amirite?
+52A lot of people still probably aren't aware that the term "butter face" is short for "but her face", amirite?
+47Years ago two people had "fun" and now you have to work a 9 to 5. amirite?
+51The mother part of "everyone and their mother" only adds dead people, amirite?
+51all the people bitter about the Salam witch trials all actually try to be witches, amirite?
+39Halloween is a great opportunity to dress as a Jehovah witness and go door to door screwing with people. amirite?
+48if the guns aren't the problem the people are that means cops are the problem, amirite?
+43We wash a lot of parts of our bodies, like our face, hair, hands, feet, and genitals. But when you say you're going to wash your teeth people look at you like you're a maniac. amirite?
+52People who don't procrastinate, are actually just procastinating procrastination. amirite?