+18,256I should be allowed to differentiate between two non-descript people I dont know by saying "he is the black dude" without people accusing me of being racist, amirite?
+11,936When people cry in movies, they look beautiful, but when you cry in real life, your face gets all red, your eyes puffy and then there is the whole snot thing, amirite?
+7,317It's annoying when a song comes out on the radio that you have been listening to for months and people suddenly think it's the newest and best thing, amirite?
+6,786It's annoying that your hair always looks great when you're home alone, but on days when you see a lot of people, it doesn't cooperate no matter what, amirite?
+6,598Toddlers are like drunk people. They are always falling over, they mumble complete nonsense, food never makes it all the way into their mouth, they get very loud when they dont get their way and they pee/poop themselves without any guilt. amirite?
+5,029People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?
+4,160Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?
+3,998I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble, but it should be an even number. amirite?
+3,755You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
+3,442Forget cheesy pick-up lines, we need better break-up lines: 'Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.', amirite?
+3,295Two Rules For Success: 1) Never tell people everything you know. amirite?
+3,144It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?
+3,118It's annoying when people make two statements in a post and you only agree with one of them so you don't know how to vote. Also murder should be legal, amirite?
+3,042"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?