+2,724The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in, amirite?
+2,458It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?
+2,180My bff has the perfect boyfriend, he treats her like a queen, is cute, never pressures her into anything, and is actually pretty cool. Yet she cheats on him and complains that he's not good looking enough, i should punch her in the nose, amirite?
+2,045I've just come up with the perfect name for the awkward shuffle where you and the person walking towards you don't know which way to go around each other: walkward, amirite?
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+1,295The perfect TLC show: Obese midgets with an obscene amount of kids, who force their children to compete in beauty pageants. They also bake cake in their spare time. Amirite?
+1,262When writing a hand-written essay, your handwriting starts out perfect then turns to illegible scribbles near the end, amirite?
+1,233The perfect pet is a pet rock. It doesn't need food, you don't have to walk it, it doesn't pee in your hand, plus you can throw it at people you don't like, amirite?
+1,215First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double-take three times... one, two, three. Then... pelvic thrust! Woo! Woo! Stop on your right foot—Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town! Then you do this, and that, this and that, and this and that, and then..! Perfect bubble, amirite?
+1,080"I'M PREGNANT!" is a perfect way to get your parent's attention, no matter what gender. amirite?
+1,068You get happy when you split an Oreo in half and the cream is perfect on one side while the other side is clean, amirite?
+1,064Why did Domino's stop sponsoring Jersey Shore? They're perfect for each other. The cast of Jersey Shore is completely like Domino's. Cheesy, shiny from a ton of grease, cheap, vaguely Italian, mass produced and constantly shown on TV. And anything you wanna have, you can get it in under 30 minutes. amirite?
+1,050There could be a music band that is perfect for your taste but they're so small that you will never know about them, amirite?