+2,724The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in, amirite?
+2,458It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?
+2,045I've just come up with the perfect name for the awkward shuffle where you and the person walking towards you don't know which way to go around each other: walkward, amirite?
+1,215First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double-take three times... one, two, three. Then... pelvic thrust! Woo! Woo! Stop on your right foot—Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town! Then you do this, and that, this and that, and this and that, and then..! Perfect bubble, amirite?
+1,295The perfect TLC show: Obese midgets with an obscene amount of kids, who force their children to compete in beauty pageants. They also bake cake in their spare time. Amirite?
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+6547 signs for a perfect guy: Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Devoted, Instinctive, Caring, Knowledgeable. In short, B.I.G. D.I.C.K. amirite?
+511It would be terrible to be Harry Potter's son. Too much to live up to. "Hey dad, I got a perfect score on my OWLS!" "Oh really? I killed a basilisk when I was 12.", amirite?
+978Girls: Theres always going to be that girl you think is much prettier, funnier, sweeter and just generally more perfect but have you ever realized that you're probably that girl to someone else? amirite?
+1,233The perfect pet is a pet rock. It doesn't need food, you don't have to walk it, it doesn't pee in your hand, plus you can throw it at people you don't like, amirite?
+1,064Why did Domino's stop sponsoring Jersey Shore? They're perfect for each other. The cast of Jersey Shore is completely like Domino's. Cheesy, shiny from a ton of grease, cheap, vaguely Italian, mass produced and constantly shown on TV. And anything you wanna have, you can get it in under 30 minutes. amirite?
+325Grandma's perfect Apple Pie: Ingredients: crust- readymade pastry, 1 egg, tbs of milk. Filling- 4 large apples, 1/2 cup sugar, pinch of cinammon, warm water. First get out a pie dish and roll out the pastry so it fits the dish and cut long strips for the covering. For the filling chop and peel the apples then sautee in warm water with the salt and cinammon until the warm, fresh, homey smell has filled the kitchen. Pour in the filling, cover with pastry strips, brush the egg & milk on top & bake! amirite?
+753The greeks had superior language skills. We only have one word for "love", but they had three. Eros: romantic love, Phileo: brotherly love, and Agape: Pure, unselfish, sacrificial love. Perfect love. The world needs more agape and phileo, and less eros. amirite?