+830You've gotta wonder what would happened if your attitude towards a mugger was so out of the ordinary, that they wouldn't know how to react. mugger holds you at knife point "Give me all your money!" you casually open your wallet "Umm.. alright.. so I have....$76 in Monopoly money and.. rummages through wallet some more ..14 Chuck E Cheese tickets. But I like, really need these.. sooo we could.. I don't know.. maybe split them?" "......wtf is wrong with you?". Amirite?
+1,816We all dial wrong numbers at some point but why dont we ever end up having a celebrity on the line? It'd be nice if you said "Hello, dad?" and got "No, this is Barrack Obama" as a reply, amirite?
+2,272Everyone at one point has closed their silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust, amirite?
+1,746You've at one point in your life, laughed so hard that no sound comes out, and you're clapping like a retarded seal, amirite?
+1,287You're black and your ancestors were slaves? Sorry, I didn't realize I was offending you. What's that? You're Jewish and your ancestors experienced the Holocaust? My bad. Huh? Your Irish? Protestant?Native American? Japanese? Chinese? Gay? Handicapped?A women? A man? Adopted? Abused? Ya know what... everyone's ancestors were persecuted at some point. It doesn't mean everyone owes you now. Amirite?
+693(Tik Tok-revisited) Do not cease, voluntarily force it to explode, keeper of the sounds, please play the music to the point that my sound-playing devices will combust. On this very evening, I will undergo a harsh struggle until the rays of our sun are visible to me. The time is passing by, but everyone continues to have an enjoyable time. amirite?
+598What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. amirite?
+884Two atoms are walking along... well, they're suspended in space. One turns to the other... well okay, rotates slighty in a non-locked fashion in the direction of the other, and says... well, okay, somehow gets the following point across.... oh fuck it, if jokes were this accurate, we'd never laugh at them, amirite?
+518In cultures where text is read from right to left, when someone from that culture pictures time on a linear scale, the past is on the right with the future on the left. In languages with masculine and feminine pronouns, a natural speaker of that language is more likely to point out the aspects of that object that are generally associated with the pronoun's gender. The effect that language has on how we perceive the world is astounding. amirite?
+940At some point, someone probably thought, "you know, I hate that guy Dick so much, I'm going to dedicate my life to making sure his name becomes a synonym for penis," amirite?
+931At one point, everyone was a baby. Barack Obama used to wake up in the middle of the night because he was poopy, Osama Bin Laden's greatest joy in life was a bottle of milk, and serial killers cried because they just wanted to be held and snuggled by their mommy. Kind of weird to think about. amirite?
+1,867I think modern pop artists are missing the point about recycling. We're trying to recycle things like paper, plastic, and metal, not songs from the past. Amirite?
+1,306It's annoying when people point out flaws in fiction. Like "Hey, how are they at the beach on Spongebob? They're underwater!" .. "He's a TALKING SPONGE living in a PINEAPPLE, and the WATER bothers you?!", amirite?
+701If girls are this bad on their period, imagine how bad they would be on their exclamation point, amirite?