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-64It is selfish to have kids. Life is terrible and we need to die out in order to keep our own kind from this suffering in the world. Everyone dies, everyone suffers, chances are you are suffering from something while reading this and if not, brace yourself cause it's coming...maybe That's why I think its SELFISH to keep bringing children into this world all because we want companionship, and we want kids, to see what our kids look like and will become. Well guess what you did, you had a kid and subjected it to a world of pain, and suffering. Think of all the children in st judes right now, amirite? More
+58Leaders and nobles of ancient egypt who tried to keep all of their organs, slaves, family members and wealth after going to whatever afterlife they think were going to are the first people to attempt the real life version of keep inventory true. amirite?
+69Assuming we are a simulation, the creator of the simulation is the "Real" us and that person just planned a simulation to see which path he trods on with the choices. And when something goes wrong, he reverses to the divison point to start with a different choice. That what causes dèjà vu. amirite?
+51As far as I’m concerned the “Zombie Apocalypse” is already here. Any of you ever met somebody who’s done Meth for 10+ years? Extruded Jaw, no teeth, skin and bones, eyes wide and always looking for more. No they don’t walk around real slow yelling “Brains!”. Though they will rip you off in a heartbeat, or simply kill you if it means getting more. Meth Heads are the Zombie Apocalypse. amirite?
+47We will never know the real amount of Amish who heard "Amish paradise", amirite?
+38If Toy Story was real, and you had a Buzz Lightyear toy, would it think it was a space ranger or would it think it's the toy from the movie and will try and find its way back to Andy, amirite?
+34The Dark Side of Oz is a real life example of the infinite monkey theorem. amirite?
+18Always follow your dreams unless that dream is a real person...because that is classified as stalking and illegal in most states🙄
+33Going to a casino? Be careful. Say you get real lucky. Win 30K. You go up to the window with the ticket. They offer you 30k in chips. You accept. Because you are an idiot. They start feeding you free drinks and you manage to blow the whole $30,000 you won! Sure you win some and lose some. You go back home with slightly more than you spent. Guess what? You still owe the taxes on the 30k you won. Whether you fully remember it or not. amirite?