-50Boys who acts like a real bitch just for the enjoyment of their best friend are the true friends, amirite?
+42Letting your phone ring and not answering is the real life version of leaving someone on read. amirite?
+54Someone telling a lie in a cartoon is in no way accurate to how a real person lies. amirite?
+55If reincarnation is real your odds of coming back as something besides an insect of some sort is extremely low, as they make up 80% of all living things. Remember that next time you go to kill one... amirite?
+44alexa and siri are just real people listening to everything we say, amirite? More
-64It is selfish to have kids. Life is terrible and we need to die out in order to keep our own kind from this suffering in the world. Everyone dies, everyone suffers, chances are you are suffering from something while reading this and if not, brace yourself cause it's coming...maybe That's why I think its SELFISH to keep bringing children into this world all because we want companionship, and we want kids, to see what our kids look like and will become. Well guess what you did, you had a kid and subjected it to a world of pain, and suffering. Think of all the children in st judes right now, amirite? More
+57Leaders and nobles of ancient egypt who tried to keep all of their organs, slaves, family members and wealth after going to whatever afterlife they think were going to are the first people to attempt the real life version of keep inventory true. amirite?
+70Assuming we are a simulation, the creator of the simulation is the "Real" us and that person just planned a simulation to see which path he trods on with the choices. And when something goes wrong, he reverses to the divison point to start with a different choice. That what causes dèjà vu. amirite?
+47We will never know the real amount of Amish who heard "Amish paradise", amirite?
+39If Toy Story was real, and you had a Buzz Lightyear toy, would it think it was a space ranger or would it think it's the toy from the movie and will try and find its way back to Andy, amirite?
+34The Dark Side of Oz is a real life example of the infinite monkey theorem. amirite?