+11,944When people cry in movies, they look beautiful, but when you cry in real life, your face gets all red, your eyes puffy and then there is the whole snot thing, amirite?
+2,724The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in, amirite?
+2,604It's adorable that the people who are the voices for Minnie and Mickey Mouse, are married in real life. amirite?
+2,313People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?
+1,663Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?
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+1,472Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?
+1,331I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder, amirite?
+1,256It's a weird feeling when you can't remember if something happened in a dream or in real life, amirite?
+1,236Arnold from Hey, Arnold is totally Stewie's real father. I mean, how common is the football head gene anyway, amirite?
+1,197When you're at war, don't throw a grenade at the enemy. Throw a flower at them. Then when they look down at it, they will think about how crazy and pointless war is. Then while they're thinking you can throw a real grenade at them, amirite?