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-915god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
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+1,474Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?
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+1,493You want to scream "you're not my real ladder!" at your step-ladder, amirite?
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+1,666‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?
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+11,981When people cry in movies, they look beautiful, but when you cry in real life, your face gets all red, your eyes puffy and then there is the whole snot thing, amirite?
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+2,726The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in, amirite?
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+2,315People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?
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+996The girl married her Prince. The bad guy is dead. It's a real Disney weekend here on Earth. amirite?
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+1,004The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material, amirite?
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+981Awesome idea: On Halloween, order a pizza to get delivered to your house. When the delivery guy gets there, pretend you think he's a trick or treater and comment on how he looks like a real delivery person. Give him candy. amirite?
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super_cucumbers avatar super_cucumber
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+912When you were younger, you worried about people on the internet finding you in real life. Now you worry about people in real life finding you on the internet. amirite?
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+541If you poured root beer into a square cup, you'd end up with real beer, amirite?
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+511It's annoying when commercials get you really amped up over something very insignificant. Like, "TODAY is the day to make a CHANGE!" "Fuck Yeah!" A CHANGE that is LONG overdue!" "That's right! Long overdue!" "YOU NEED to CHANGE your MAYONNAISE!!" "YEAH! CHANGE MY MAYO...wait what the fuck." It's a real boner killer, amirite?
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+689The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?
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+567It would be awesome and terrible to get a group of friends to follow a random stranger around, each bumping into him throughout the day, saying things like "This isn't real," "Wake up," and "You're in a coma." amirite?
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