-914god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
+1,472Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?
+1,493You want to scream "you're not my real ladder!" at your step-ladder, amirite?
+1,663Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?
+11,936When people cry in movies, they look beautiful, but when you cry in real life, your face gets all red, your eyes puffy and then there is the whole snot thing, amirite?
+2,724The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in, amirite?
+2,313People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?
+993The girl married her Prince. The bad guy is dead. It's a real Disney weekend here on Earth. amirite?
+1,004The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material, amirite?
+1,197When you're at war, don't throw a grenade at the enemy. Throw a flower at them. Then when they look down at it, they will think about how crazy and pointless war is. Then while they're thinking you can throw a real grenade at them, amirite?
+979Awesome idea: On Halloween, order a pizza to get delivered to your house. When the delivery guy gets there, pretend you think he's a trick or treater and comment on how he looks like a real delivery person. Give him candy. amirite?
+910When you were younger, you worried about people on the internet finding you in real life. Now you worry about people in real life finding you on the internet. amirite?
+510It's annoying when commercials get you really amped up over something very insignificant. Like, "TODAY is the day to make a CHANGE!" "Fuck Yeah!" A CHANGE that is LONG overdue!" "That's right! Long overdue!" "YOU NEED to CHANGE your MAYONNAISE!!" "YEAH! CHANGE MY MAYO...wait what the fuck." It's a real boner killer, amirite?