+4,806Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff... amirite?
+2,724The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in, amirite?
+741Raisin-cookies that look just like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason you have trust issues, amirite?
+650No one can change a person, but someone can be a persons reason to change. - Spongebob, amirite?
+1,004The reason women can't park cars is because generations of men have been telling them that three inches is actually six, amirite?
+688The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?
+794Yeah, it's true that sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tinfoil, but sometimes, the princess is a psycho that was locked in the tower for a reason, amirite?
+693Stew is just the unsophisticated cousin of soup. There is a reason we don't call unintelligent things "souppid", amirite?
+2,065The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. amirite?
+689The reason rappers cuss so much is because it is harder for Kidz Bop to edit and ruin their songs, amirite?
+432It's annoying when people ask you for a favor, and when you say no (for a good reason) they get mad. Like if Ralph, who's terrible with money, asked to borrow $30. Then when I said no, he fucked a tortoise and beat it to death with a flaming quesadilla. Actually no, it's not like that at all, I don't know why I included the example. amirite?
+433The only reason some guys get fake tans is because there's no sunlight in the closet, amirite?
+80There's a reason why women are seen as whores when they sleep around and why men are seen as bad asses if they sleep around, and it can be explained by this analogy; A key that can open a bunch of locks is the master key, but a lock that can be opened by many different keys is a shitty lock, amirite?