+13The song "In the Arms of an Angel" sounds comforting until you remember that angels had to tell people to "not be afraid" when seeing them. amirite?
+16People who are naturally gifted at anything are the ones who took the offer to go back in time to relive their life, they just don't remember anything. amirite?
+33If your Monday is off to a bad start just remember that somewhere someone is probably confusing a rectal thermometer for an oral thermometer. amirite?
+47You can remember a series of letters more easily than numbers "Electrocution" vs "989361356012", amirite?
+27There was a woman with the biggest pair of titties you'll ever see in your life but you probably don't even remember her, amirite?
+64In life and love what actually happens isn't nearly as important as how we remember it, amirite?
+43Remember that EVERYBODY includes babies, the blind and those in a coma, amirite?
+60Sometimes we forget the things we wish we could remember and remember the most painful comments we desperately want to forget More
+20It's better to remember the lessons, not the disappointments in life, amirite?
-28when people say trump isnt doing anything they should remember that every time he tries to pass anything the democrats fight against it. amirite
+56If reincarnation is real your odds of coming back as something besides an insect of some sort is extremely low, as they make up 80% of all living things. Remember that next time you go to kill one... amirite?
+39When we can't move in dreams and can't remember dreams it's like we almost die and we as souls(like a ghost) need our physical body to host off. amirite?
+32there are people too young to remember 9/11, who have children of their own, amirite?
+54Depression is the unsatisfiable need, the complaint that admits no repair; the empty hole that nothing fits inside; the lack that can't be named; the attitude of such hopeless existential defeatism that even escaping it seems pointless; the low so low that even reflecting on the highest high elicits no joy; the feeling as if something crucial and pure and good has been lost forever, but it's impossible to discern or remember what exactly it was. amirite?