+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+2,795Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard. amirite?
+2,463Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?
+1,837Always remember, no matter how bad it seems, things could be worse. I mean, you could be being chased by some psycho with a snake who wants to kill you because of a prophecy while you have to go find and kill six pieces of his soul, amirite?
+901You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?
+745If you can't remember someone's name then, ask them "what was your name again?" Out of instinct, they tell you their first name. Then say "Oh I knew that, I meant your last name!" And boom, you get the full name, and you're not rude. Double score, amirite?
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+947It sucks when you know there's something that you're forgetting, but you can't remember what. It's kind of like your brain saying, "Hey, wanna hear a secret? Never mind, I can't tell you." amirite?
+468What's on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし what you remember: __, amirite?
+959Some of the best advice/words of encouragement come from Winnie the Pooh. "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think", amirite?
+745The guy who invented chess must have made it up as he went along. "What the hell, you can't capture my bishop!" "Yes I can, pawns capture diagonally, remember?" "That wasn't how it worked yesterday!" amirite?
+4,006I remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground, The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties, Mom was your hero and Dad was superman, Your worst enemies were your siblings, Race issues were who ran the fastest, War was a card game, life was simple and carefree, but what i remember most... ...was wanting to grow up. amirite?