+1,358If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?
+950Whenever someone calls you ugly, you get super sad and hug them because you know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired. amirite?
+1,405It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. amirite?
+1,253It's sad that, as a race, we're more content seeing two men holding guns than two men holding hands, amirite?
+2,278"____ you!"............. It's kind of sad that words like "Bless", "Thank" or even "Love" didn't come to mind first, amirite?
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+1,331I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder, amirite?
+589Everyone that's single on Valentine's Day really shouldn't be so sad, its national ferris wheel day, too. So lets hear it for the ferris wheels, amirite?
+743I've always been a big supporter of gay marriage. I mean, who wants to go to a sad wedding, amirite?
+794It's sad when childhood fantasies are spoiled: "You know Santa, WELL HE AIN'T REAL!" "Oh, and Steve from Blue's Clues didn't go off to college, HE WAS FIRED!" "That chicken who wanted to cross the road, yeah he didn't make it, HE'S SITTING IN YOUR BUCKET OF KFC!", amirite?
+505That whole incident with Juliet killing herself over Romeo dying could have been avoided if she just had a sassy gay best friend. "JULIET, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?""The love of my life just died...""Honey, you've known him four days. Just go home, write a sad poem in your journal, and find someone new. Oh, and girl, your hair looks amazing today." amirite?
+443I'm a poet and it's time everyone should know it. I really don't even try. I use words to cry. I use them when I'm mad or when I'm sad, but I never use them when I'm glad. I sit down with paper in my face and my pencil in place. And I see the things that make my mind sing. I hear the things that make my mind dance and I write them down if I get the chance. All I do is write. Just one question, ... amirite?
+1,163Its awesome how you can feel happy, sad, scared or aroused just because of the arrangement of pixels on your screen, amirite?
+347It's awkward trying to comfort a friend that's sad about a breakup that is completely their fault since you probably shouldn't say "well you shouldn't have cheated on him, you whore", amirite?