+16When I was a child we had duck-and-cover drills in school because there was a weapon that had proliferated out of control and threatened the American way of life. Today's kids have Active-Shooter drills.
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Is it right for teachers, schools and the media to use children who are supposed to be in class, to promote their political agendas? More
+25It doesn’t matter if you are liberal or conservative. One thing we all hate, are telemarketers and phone scams. More
+5Students who participate in the National School Walkout Day should be subject to the discipline the school currently uses for 'skipped' classes. Nothing less, and nothing more. To encourage participation by not punishing these kids or to discourage participation by applying harsher penalties only exposes the school to risk of litigation. Do not politicize our schools.
A Justification for Poor School Performance? Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas ! Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
Misbehaving at School ? Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Wait just a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved! Couldn't you show me the same courtesy?" Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/vacationjokes.html
Which would prevent another school shooting: All firearms banned, or staff heavily armed
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. Eighteen school shootings so far in 2018. That's the price of freedom? More
Dad's Fault ? At dinner, Seth said to his father, “Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it’s all your fault.” “How’s that?” asked the master of the house. “Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?” “Yeah, I remember.” “Well, a helluva lot ain’t the right answer.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
Hearing Problems ? Honey, said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, “Lester’s teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia.” “Encyclopedia, my eye!” exclaimed Beldon. “Let him walk to school like I did.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html