+2,115"Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anyone else's." amirite?
+1,347If 3 people having sex is a threesome, and 2 people at it is a twosome, why is handsome still a compliment, Amirite?
+1,420Bella Swan: "I had sex, got pregnant, and almost died." Coach Carr: "What did i say?" amirite?
+782Teenagers: sometimes when you're out with your devil worshipping friends, drinking drugs and smoking alcohol while having an unprotected sex orgy, you like to laugh at how stupid your parents are because of what they think really goes down at your parties and sleepovers, amirite?
+684Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?
+767I just heard that someone published a book about having sex with herbs. It's about fucking thyme, amirite?
+2,446Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
+919Fanfiction: because it would have been better if everyone had had sex, amirite?
+722I love how people call partaking in sexual things "sexually active." It is a nice cutesy way to say it but it reminds me of a game or something. Like when you lose your virginity a deep voice should come over a hidden intercom and say "Sex Life: ACTIVATED.", amirite?
+2,104I had sex with a fat chick in an elevator. That was wrong on so many levels. amirite?
+1,010I recently had sex with my girlfriend but she kept screaming someone else's name. Does anyone know who Rape is? amirite?
+1,503When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?
+1,37842=magic number, 69= sex number, 666= sin number, Las Vegas = magic+sex+sin=777=jackpot, amirite?
+818We ALL need to stop using "When Pigs Fly." "When Dinosaurs Have Sex With Unicorns To Make Dinocorns" is the way to go, amirite?