+2,115"Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anyone else's." amirite?
+1,347If 3 people having sex is a threesome, and 2 people at it is a twosome, why is handsome still a compliment, Amirite?
+1,420Bella Swan: "I had sex, got pregnant, and almost died." Coach Carr: "What did i say?" amirite?
+684Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?
+767I just heard that someone published a book about having sex with herbs. It's about fucking thyme, amirite?
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+722I love how people call partaking in sexual things "sexually active." It is a nice cutesy way to say it but it reminds me of a game or something. Like when you lose your virginity a deep voice should come over a hidden intercom and say "Sex Life: ACTIVATED.", amirite?
+1,010I recently had sex with my girlfriend but she kept screaming someone else's name. Does anyone know who Rape is? amirite?
+1,503When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?
+1,37742=magic number, 69= sex number, 666= sin number, Las Vegas = magic+sex+sin=777=jackpot, amirite?
+818We ALL need to stop using "When Pigs Fly." "When Dinosaurs Have Sex With Unicorns To Make Dinocorns" is the way to go, amirite?
+834You shouldn't die a virgin because then you might have to have sex with a terrorist in heaven, amirite?