+152You find it hilarious that people can't share their religion in public schools, yet they go around shoving the theory of evolution down every student's throat, amirite?
+278Parents always come in at the wrong time. You could have just found the cure for cancer but when you get on facebook to share your wonderful findings, your parents see that and yell at you for not doing anything with your life but playing, amirite?
+314Who in the world thought it would be a good idea to add a "Share on Facebook" button on porn sites, amirite?
No good deed goes unpunished - Really? There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope... Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it might have been because of those bastards at the post office. Sincerely, Edna
+700It's so much easier to get along with someone when they share similar musical interests, amirite?
+231Everyone has these amazing, elaborate, ridiculous stories in their heads. What makes writers unique is that they have the guts to share theirs with the world, amirite?