+3,781When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?
+3,151Life is all about ass, everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one :) , amirite?
+636When you accidentally run into a door, you're careful around entrances for the rest of the day. I mean, one does not simply walk into more doors. amirite?
+1,266Who needs dance lessons when you can simply walk through a spider's web on your way out of the house, amirite?
+1,501All the pictures that have been and will be taken are already available on your screens. It's simply a matter of arranging the pixels properly, amirite?
+622Being tired is not simply not wanting to get up in the morning. It's not even falling asleep in class. No, being tired is being an AP student that briefly forgot which liquid goes with cereal, amirite?
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+428It would be pretty weird if instead of laughing, people would simply say "laugh" to replace it according to the intensity of their laugh, like "laugh laugh laugh" or LAUGH LAUGGGGGGHHHH LAUGH LUAAAAGH", amirite?
+1,127Average teen mag: "DON'T CARE if others tell you you're too fat/do not use the right make-up/wear the wrong clothes/like the wrong celebs and music! You are an INDIVIDUAL!" ... (turn page) ... "...and this is what EVERYONE should wear in autumn! Check out Lady Gaga's new style! Miley Cyrus has a new song you simply gotta find awesome! And NEVER ever wear blue eyeshadow if you have blue eyes!... amirite?
+575The human mind can't create or come up with new faces during your dreams. This means that every single face you see in your dreams, you have also seen them in real life whether for hours or a fraction of a second. Knowing that gives us an idea of how vast the storage capacity of the human brain is, simply amazing, amirite?
+492Placing private things in a folder that says "KEEP OUT" or "Private" is just going to ensure that it is read by everyone who sees it. If you don't want people to look inside simply name the folder "My view on politics", amirite?
+559A future full of adults who were never properly disciplined as children, and who were given trophies for simply participating in events in school, sounds like something out of a dystopian terror film, amirite?
+427My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend.", amirite?
+624Dogs seem to be more human than people. A dog will be your friend no matter if you're black, white, red, brown, yellow, gay, straight, lesbian, bisexual, cripple, blind, deaf, mentally handicapped, tall, short, fat or thin. A dog simply doesn't care, amirite?