+43You're young at the right time in your life when going to bed means excitement first. Sleep second. Amirite?
-141Sleep Joe picks Kamala Harris as running mate. However, she's an anchor baby and by constitutional law cannot be prez when Joe is busy in his basement. Pelosi would then become prez. Therefore, a socialist not elected by national vote will take over. America will become the new Venezuela. Scary, scary, scary thought. amirite?
+71It's much more likely spiders crawl into the vagina of females who sleep naked than the mouth since it's a warm place actually intended to be hospitable. amirite?
+58Sending emails after 10pm seems unprofessional because you may disturb the other person's sleep. But everyone knows that no one actually goes to sleep that early. amirite?
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-83If the movie white chicks is not removed from netflix in 1 week i will cancel my netflix subscription ...i wouldnt be able to sleep at night if i support a bias and racist company, amirite?
+95It's good our bodies require sleep because if not, with the way our society is we would probably be working 15-20 hours a day. amirite?
+93As we grow up we brag about how little sleep we got, once we get older its how much sleep you can get. amirite?