+1,983Images of brain neurons and synapses look eerily similar to images of space and galaxies, making you wonder: what if "space" is the brain or cells of some other giant creature (or maybe God) and we are a tiny part of it, and what if that creature is just a tiny part of another, larger creature, and what if, within ourselves, we are each a "universe" to other things, amirite?
+1,328You were born too late to explore new lands. You were born too early to explore space. You were born on time to explore the internet, amirite?
+895If Pinnochio said "My nose will grow now" it would result in the complete reversal of the entire space-time continuum ultimately ending in a catastrophe that would be more disastrous than the zombie apocalypse itself, amirite?
+920Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars... or the gaping voidness of space. One of the two, amirite?
+1,08870's song lyrics: Let the sun beat down upon my face, stars fill my dreams, I am a traveller of both time and space, to be where I have been. 2010 song lyrics: They be actin' like they drunk, actin' actin' like they drunk, when sober girls around me actin' actin' like they drunk. Holy shit, amirite?
+514Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking. amirite?
+884Two atoms are walking along... well, they're suspended in space. One turns to the other... well okay, rotates slighty in a non-locked fashion in the direction of the other, and says... well, okay, somehow gets the following point across.... oh fuck it, if jokes were this accurate, we'd never laugh at them, amirite?
+524Someone should invent a machine that makes you run. It could change speeds, make you burn calories, be an affordable way to exercise, and take up little to no space in your home. And they could be called "legs", amirite?
+783You can be anything you set your mind to. You could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman, OR A FOOTBALL PLAYING KING IN SPACE WITH A MUSTACHE, amirite?
+505When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, it would be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes. amirite?
+626sometimes I think the most obvious sign of intelligent life in space is that they haven't tried to contact this idiotic planet, amirite?
+513Aim for the stars...if you hit one, you'll evaporate. If you miss, you'll explode in space. Pick one, amirite?
+1,105I was not the only one who was upset that they left out the part where Dudley tells Harry he isn't a waste of space in the Deathly Hallows Part 1. amirite?
+341A man rode into a town on Friday, he stayed 2 days then left on Friday, how did he do it? Using a highly complex device from the future, he created a supermassive black hole which caused a rip in the space-time continuum thus creating a wormhole that transported him 5 days into the future, amirite?