+3,446There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?
+1,203Harry Potter would have had a much easier time if he just used the internet. "Who is Nicholas Flamel?" "Lets google it!" "How am I supposed to breathe under water for an hour?" "I bet Wikipedia has an article about it!" "Oh God, where is Voldemort's last horcrux?" "I don't know, lets check his Twitter!" Amirite?
+2,210I smile, you say I look gay. I don't smile, you say I'm not normal . I join in your conversation, you say I'm eavesdropping, I don't talk, you say I'm stupid. I do well on a test, you make fun of me for being a nerd. I do worse that you, you make fun of me for being stupid. What the hell am I supposed to do?, amirite?
+1,140It's always a little uncomfortable when someone compliments you on the length of your hair. What are you supposed to say; 'Thanks, I grew it myself', amirite?
+1,016If a girl acts shy around a guy, everyone thinks it's because she likes him. If she acts outgoing, she likes him. If she spends a lot of time with him, she likes him. If she ignores him, she likes him. If she's nice to him, she likes him. If she makes fun of him, she likes him. How are girls supposed to act around the guys we don't like? amirite?
+926Girl: "Do you like me?" Boy: "No." Girl: "Oh..." Pause Girl: "Um, this is where you say something cheesy like 'I LOVE you!'" Boy: "But I don't love you." Girl: "Wow, that's not how this is supposed to go..." Boy: "What the hell? I just met you!" Amirite?
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+656A man arrives at a costume party in nothing but jeans. Man: Nice Party! Host: Thanks. What are you supposed to be? Man: A premature ejaculation. Host: Interesting, but no shirt or shoes? Man: Nope. I just came in my pants. <-- Hilarious, amirite?
+981Have they run out of names for air freshners? Like seriously, what the fuck is an open window supposed to smell like, amirite?
+951It would be funny if the word typo was actually a typo. Like it was supposed to be typi or something, but the very first person to type it messed up and was too lazy to change it, amirite?
+619Life is like a car ride; The windshield is bigger than the rear-view mirrors because you're supposed to look less at what's behind you, and more at what's ahead of you. Amirite?
+616Amish People: You hate it that during rumspringa... WAIT A SECOND, YOU ARE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS, amirite?
+555A guy is invited to a costume party, so he decides to wear a pair of jeans, shoes, and nothing else. The host of the party opens the door and says "What are you supposed to be?" and the guy replies "I'm a premature ejaculation, i just came in my pants", amirite?
+967whenever you're supposed to circle up in class, you can never make an accurate circle.. and there is always that one kid, who says, "Wow this is a TERRIBLE circle.", amirite?
+1,069You generally have three windows open on your computer: one with music, one with facebook, and one with what you're supposed to be working on. amirite?
+441Its annoying when you're standing waiting for the elevator, and new people come and press the elevator button.. as if they're assuming you don't know how to use an elevator.. "Oh is that what I'm supposed to do.. Not just stand here and wait for the elevator to acknowledge my presence..?", amirite?