+3,757You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
+2,434A squirrel and an owl were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey, amirite?
+2,296We all know that if we get a text in the winter that says "hjbrseyu dcsanjhtr tgrsalkj hjboijeq whgsreinhjmgbf fbglkmoivfes" means "hey i cant talk now im wearing gloves" Amirite?
+811If a stranger starts talking to you in an elevator, just say: "I don't want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you" that'll shut 'em up. amirite?
+2,209I smile, you say I look gay. I don't smile, you say I'm not normal . I join in your conversation, you say I'm eavesdropping, I don't talk, you say I'm stupid. I do well on a test, you make fun of me for being a nerd. I do worse that you, you make fun of me for being stupid. What the hell am I supposed to do?, amirite?
+2,546My watch is really cool. Besides being able to tell time, you can talk on the phone, text people, AND take pictures. Plus, it comes in a new shape, so you dont have to wear it around your wrist! Some people call it a cell phone, but i dont know what they're talking about, amirite?
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+2,816The superbowl is the only time when you are suposed to be quiet during the commercials, and you can talk all you want during the program, amirite?
+676When you're alive it's almost as if the world is built up around you. When you talk to someone, or when you see people walking about, 99% of the time, you don't ever take into consideration that they have their own lives, and thoughts. It's probably because we've only seen the world through our own eyes. It makes your head hurt that there are 7 billion other worlds around you, amirite?
+889You don't get butterflies in your stomach when you talk to HIM. You get elephants stomping on all internal organs including the brain which crushes the part which teaches you how to act normal around people, amirite?
+668It's funny to hear someone talk normally and then all of a sudden throw in a huge word. EX: "Yo, dude. I was walking down the street with my bro and suddenly this hot girl walks by and I was like, 'Damn, that ass is quite prepossessing.'", amirite?
+1,063If a walkie talkie is called a walkie talkie because you walk and you talk, shouldn't a vaccum be called a pushy sucky, amirite?