+936If a girl's bra is called an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, wouldn't a guy's boxers technically be called an under-the-butt-nutt-hutt, amirite?
+1,019some days you just feel like a tomato in a fruit basket: you technically belong, but it just doesn't feel right. amirite?
+371Bumblebees are my role model. Technically, they shouldn't be able to fly. Their wings are too small, and their bodies are too fat. According to the laws of physics, they shouldn't be able to fly, no matter how hard they flap their wings. But guess what. They fly like hell. Amirite?
+194A great way to get out of taking a big test is to make a bomb threat. That way you have an extra day or two to study and everybody's happy. Well technically only you are happy since you just terrified all the school's students and their families and the local community, but that's not important, amirite?
+599Technically, everything is edible. It's just a question of whether you'll live or not, amirite?
+601Technically, the same air goes all the way around the world. So does that mean that the same air I breathe now, some kid over in China could have farted out two years ago? amirite?
+469If the universe is never ending, then technically EVERYTHING will happen. For example, you would, at one point, be reborn as a giraffe and have a family of wombats.... actually... I have no idea what I'm talking about, but it would be cool, amirite?
+290"Hours of endless fun" sounds cheesy and technically doesn't make sense. If the fun is endless, "Eons of endless fun" would be more accurate, but that sounds creepy like a non-stop merry-go-round covered in super glue, amirite?
+276Technically all breakfasts are continental, unless you eat them in the ocean, amirite?
+222People who say nutella is shit are technically right. It is, after all, the rainbow coloured solid excrememt of a unicorn stirred with a stick of ambrosia straight from Mount Olympus into a smooth homogenous brown cream, amirite?
+472Technically, all us amiriters are kind of sort of hipsters, amirite is kind of underground in the way that no one knows about it, and we don't like mlia which is more mainstream, amirite?
+403If your wife said that she slept like a baby last night; then technically you would have slept like a pedophile, amirite?
+164Thomas Jefferson once said, “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.” So technically, thanks to Obama, we are not a democracy anymore, according to our 3rd president. amirite?
+425if you expect the unexpected, then technically you are making the unexpected expected, making the term void. amirite?
How About a Balloon Flight ? A pilot of a hot air balloon lost his orientation and lowered his flight level to about 10 m above the ground, when he saw a woman down there. He called and asked: - "Excuse me, Lady, can you tell me where I am? I promised to a friend to meet him in an hour, and I need to know my exact position." - The woman on the ground answers: - "You are in a dirigable at a height of 10 m above the ground, 40 to 41 degrees North latitude and 73 to 74 degrees West longitude." - The pilot: - "You must be an engineer". - - "You are right" says the woman, "but how did you know?" - The pilot: - "Well, everything you said is, technically, correct, but I have no idea about how to use your information, and, actually, I still don't know where I am. To be honest, you could not help me further, and all you did was to delay my flight." - The woman: - "So, you must be a CEO." - The pilot: - "True, but how do you know that?" - The woman: - "That is easy; you don't know where you are and where you are going. A big air mass has carried you to your present position. You made a promise, but you have no idea about how to keep it, and you expect the people under your level to solve your problems. As a matter of fact, you are still in the same situation as before we met, except that now, you are blaming me for your problem." - Link: http://lemotdelasemaine.com/anerie8.html#debut