+70When people are at work and are actually busy they always answer your text...but when they are off they never have the time to, amirite?
-38Seems to me a product or service coined "The" would do well seeing as how every time you heard or read the word the you'd think of it. amirite?
-32If you look into someone's eyes, your eyes are looking at the same light that their eyes are intercepting by intercepting that same light the same way at the same time. amirite?
+75Super Bowl ads are the only time ads are acceptable and people actually want to watch them. amirite?
+69Don't you hate it when you try to search for a movie you once watched a long time ago, yet couldn't remember the title of it? amirite?
-54You only watch videos about tv shows to find a way to recapture the feeling of watching it for the first time. amirite?
+43Even if Pinocchio never told a lie, his nose still would have grown over time due to old age. amirite?
+63If you're scrolling on the internet, every time you come upon a black cat, you get bad luck, amirite?
+40If a man was told time and time again by many people he was the spitting image of Hitler it would be in his interest to profit from that, amirite?
+61Everyone is a time traveler, it's just that everyone travels at the same speed as everyone else. amirite?
+64You could probably outrun a character in most FPS games as most of them can only sprint 10 seconds at a time. amirite?