-64It is selfish to have kids. Life is terrible and we need to die out in order to keep our own kind from this suffering in the world. Everyone dies, everyone suffers, chances are you are suffering from something while reading this and if not, brace yourself cause it's coming...maybe That's why I think its SELFISH to keep bringing children into this world all because we want companionship, and we want kids, to see what our kids look like and will become. Well guess what you did, you had a kid and subjected it to a world of pain, and suffering. Think of all the children in st judes right now, amirite? More
+58When you realize you're having a great time and head bobbing with everyone else but Taylor Swift had her heart broken to facilitate it. amirite?
+55There's no magical amount of chewing required to swallow food. Your mouth just kinda knows when it's time. amirite?
-54Ants wouldn't mind earthquakes since we walk past them all the time, amirite?
+45It's about time for the saying "went over like gangbusters" to be replaced with "went over like Ghostbusters.", amirite?
+60Sundials are the perfect example of 60% of the time, it works eveytime. amirite?
+49Living in your hometown over your whole life ends up meaning every time you go out, it involves deja vous that isn't really significant. amirite?
+63When you take a photo, it becomes more interesting as more time passes. amirite?
+38It's impossible for a task to get easier to do each time you do it, amirite?
+60Teachers got all the knowledge you need to know. They just spread it out over a long period of time, amirite?
+84If you're living in a city with a zoo, you're probably closer to an elephant at any time than most of the people living in Africa. amirite?
+44Although the Titanic's first class looked beautiful, it would've probably reeked of smoke most of the time. amirite?
-18We are way overdue for the next supervolcano explosion and the scary thing is that it could happen at any time and wipe out most of the U.S. amirite?