+4,483When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
+1,443It's true Oprah is getting canceled.. Somewhere, Josh Nichols is crying his eyes out. amirite?
+865You hope it's not true that opposites attract, because it'd suck to be attracted to someone who is the opposite of you--annoying, ugly and pretty much flawed in every way, amirite?
+1,424R.I.P Fred Weasley, Lupin, Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Snape, Dumbledore, Colin, Ted, Dobby, Hedwig, Charity Burbage, Dirk CResswell, Gregorgovich, Gornuk, Sirius, Cedric, James, and Lily. Your sacrifices helped Harry defeat the true evil in the end, you all will be missed. amirite?
+794Yeah, it's true that sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tinfoil, but sometimes, the princess is a psycho that was locked in the tower for a reason, amirite?
+991If The Little Mermaid has taught me anything in life, it's that stalking a guy, drastically changing my physical appearance, disobeying my parents, selling my soul, running away, and consequently relying solely on my looks are the way to find true love, amirite?
+727Today, I have saved a fish from drowning. It was dancing on the ground because it was happy, but then it got tired and took a nap. This is how you become a true hero. amirite?
+546Everyone says love hurts, but that isn’t true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt. amirite?
+941SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die, amirite?
+597If you really wanted something, and you kept wishing for it but it never came true, you could bake a cake that looks like and is shaped like a coin, then you could take that cake to a wishing well, blow out the candles on it, drop it in at PRECISELY 11:11, and bet your ass that the wish would come true the next day, amirite?
+455It's unfair that the media has started to portray teenagers as rebellious brats who play eight hours of video games a day, don't listen to their parents, and watch porn while masturbating in a dark room. That's not true. Our rooms are usually pretty well lit, amirite?
+588When you wish on a shooting star, your wish will come true. Unless that star is actually a meteor headed straight towards Earth. Then you're dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. amirite?
+452"I dont need 2 use grammar outside of school, it's not like i am attending english lessons"... That's true, but gravity doesn't stop working when you get out of science class either, amirite?
+219Guys: sometimes you see an incredibly hot girl and you just want to shout "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!" because you wish such a beautiful girl wouldn't put on a multitude of facades to hide her true self. You want her to realize that the masks she puts on to gain acceptance and attention from the shallow cretins around her are unnecessary and only holding her back from true happiness, amirite?