+13Every candidate runs for president, except Donald Trump. He THREATENS us with presidency, amirite?
-11Donald Trump looks like Sarah Palin and Chewbaca had a baby and then set fire to it, amirite?
+8Donald Trump should be made to produce a certificate proving he's not a massive scumbag, amirite?
+6If donald trump becomes our next president, you're moving to Canada... amirite?
-5george w. bush was a million times worse president than trump is. Yet no one thought to impeach him. It just shows another way what a messed up country we are, amirite?
Why do old, white guys hit on me? I know I'm cute, but it's really weird. Some fat guy followed me to the bathroom while his wife and kids were sitting at their table and he tried to look at my winky. He had a Trump bumper sticker on his car. Gross!
+113Too bad Donald Trump isn’t running for president anymore. He owns the Miss USA pageant and it would have been great for Republicans as it would’ve streamlined their search for vice president. Amirite?