+621What if a goldfish's mind held all the secrets in the universe in that 3 second memory span? It would be in the greatest bliss in the world; reaching an infinite state of enlightenment and satisfaction, forgetting it all so none of the troubles can reach you, and then having that joy of discovery all over again... amirite?
+614When you think about how infinite the universe is, and how little we, as human beings, know about it, it's kind of hard to wrap your head around, amirite?
+603You've at least once thought about there being a parallel universe behind mirrors, amirite?
+560The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. amirite?
+543Take time to think that we're all sitting on a giant rock hurtling through the universe, and as far as we know, we're the only ones doing it, amirite?
+543People always nitpick about who ends up winning Miss Universe, but just wait til it's someone who isnt from Earth.. amirite?
+541Babies aren't born with any innate knowledge, it's all learned. If you took a baby and raised it in isolation and taught it that the universe was created by a bisexual centaur in a fedora, they would passionately believe that, amirite?
+522This question has been tossed around: "If Mother Earth and Mother Nature are there, is the universe lesbian?" No, the universe is polyamorous. Everyone forgot about Father Time. amirite?
+508When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find that they are not it, amirite?
+507The smart guy can go to a beach, look at grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, I'm Vine Man, amirite?
+504It's pretty naive to say someone on Earth has won the Miss Universe pageant, amirite?
+503It’s ironic how in a country that has the most problems with obesity, being skinny is considered pretty. Likewise, some of the African countries with hardly any surplus of food find larger women to be attractive. The universe just loves making beauty unattainable, amirite?
+500It's kind of hard to even think about the high possibility that there is a planet somewhere in the universe that is a lot like Earth. amirite?