+316In 2006, astronomers sought to better define the heavenly bodies in our universe and unfortunately, Pluto lacked some of the characteristics to be in the same class as Mercury, Earth, or the rest of the eight. Though many of us think of this as a stupid decision, we have to realize that demoting Pluto wasn't their intention: they didn't planet that way, it just happened, amirite?
+212In an alternate universe, a company unveiled a gigantic, so-called "unshippable" sink called the Titanic, but the Iceberg Postal Service proved them wrong, amirite?
+373"You're not the center of the universe" is a pointless phrase. Everyone sees the universe from their personal perspective, and thus everyone is the center of their own universe. People can try on other people's shoes, but in the end your own pair is always your favorite, amirite?
+298For all you know, you can be in another dimension, while your mind is here, and you are being tested in that separate universe. "He's moving his hand like... HE'S WRITING! Get a pen and paper. Okay... How does 9x7=63? Must be an alien equation to destroy us!" "Why is he kicking... Screaming 'goal' and rolling! He must be shifting his planet towards us!!!", amirite?
+297Dan Bergstein's Twilight blog on Sparknotes is one of the funniest things in the universe, and if you haven't read it yet, you'd better. amirite?
+508When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find that they are not it, amirite?
+259There is ink in a letter, there are letters in a word, there are words in a sentence, there are sentences on a page, there are pages in a book, there are books in a library, there are libraries in a city, there are cities in a country, there are countries in a continent, there are continents on a planet, there are planets in the galaxy, and there are galaxies in the universe. Cool, amirite?
+238When you think about how big the earth is and understand that is is just a small speck of dust in the universe, it is easy to rationalize eating a whole cake, amirite?
+249Science people: One of the hardest things for you to understand is how other people can not be interested in science. How they can go through life just not knowing or even not wanting to know how everything works. You don't understand how someone can just not be absolutely fascinated with the enormity of the universe that is made entirely from inconceivably small partcles. It's all to great to not want to think about, amirite?
+68Religions attempts to rationalize the unexplainable. All these insane rationalizations are eventually disproved. Before weather science, religions claimed the cause of natural disasters was the sole result of the will of God. Before evolution was adopted as a factual process by rational humans, theists believed God created each individual separately. One day, the creation of the universe will have an irrefutable scientific explanation. The only question is what religions will grasp at then.
+128You hate when you go to make an apple pie from scratch and realise you have to create the universe first, amirite?
+211What if the world we live in and believe to be real was just a complex and imaginary? What if it was just pixels and binary codes? Maybe our lives are part of a huge computerized program controled by superior beings who have an intellectual level beyond what we humans can ever understand, we could be some experiment they're carrying out and maybe they're the ones or the one some of us call god. As interesting this thought gets, it could explain the seeming perfection of our universe, amirite?
+300If "in the beginning was the Word," "the Word was God," and "God created everything through him," and if "God is love," then the entire universe was created from Love. This is a startling thought, amirite?