+432Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time you take a piss. amirite?
+231Human history tells the story of vain individuals spilling rivers of blood without hesitation in a futile attempt to become the momentary masters of an incomprehensibly small fraction of a pixel of the universe, amirite?
+560The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. amirite?
+352Every once in a while, you sit and ponder the intricacies of the universe; and then you realize that dick jokes are way funnier, amirite?
-105The world is meaningless if there is no God or gods, there are no morals, the universe is not moving inexorably towards any higher purpose. All meaning is man-made, so make your own, and make it well. Do not treat life as a way to pass the time until you die. Do not try to "find yourself", you must make yourself, amirite?
+469If the universe is never ending, then technically EVERYTHING will happen. For example, you would, at one point, be reborn as a giraffe and have a family of wombats.... actually... I have no idea what I'm talking about, but it would be cool, amirite?
+356.gifs are the closest things we'll have to the photos from the Harry Potter universe, amirite?
+287Its very possible that there is some sort of parallel universe that twisty ties go to after you take them off of bread, amirite?
+290Humans are the most dominant species in the world; maybe even the universe... That's only because spiders like to live reclusivley. Because if they wanted to run shit, we'd just run for our lives. Amirite?
+312It would be really cool if the reason that people have OCD is that they have been gifted with the ability to sense and prevent imbalances in the universe, no matter how small. amirite?
+170It's annoying when you drop something and it falls into a portal to another universe, amirite?
+261The largest picture even taken is of 10, 000 galaxies. Each galaxy contains anywhere from ten million to one trillion stars. The average star is one million times the size of the earth. This huge photo only covers 13/millionth of the night sky. Some scientist's claim that what I just mentioned is the size of a quarter compared to the size of the earth, what the actual universe is. Mind boggling... amirite?
+231It's absolutely mind boggling to think that, literally as you're reading this, an innumerable amount of other events are occurring right at this very moment, both around the world and throughout the Universe, amirite?
+621What if a goldfish's mind held all the secrets in the universe in that 3 second memory span? It would be in the greatest bliss in the world; reaching an infinite state of enlightenment and satisfaction, forgetting it all so none of the troubles can reach you, and then having that joy of discovery all over again... amirite?