+343It's comforting to know that the Creator of the entire universe loves you, amirite?
+107All people on Earth are different incarnations of you. You are every person that has ever lived or will ever live. The universe was created so with each new life you could grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born. Intriguing thought, amirite?
+446People say they wish Monday didn't exist. If they took Monday out from the days of the week, Tuesday would be the next Monday and then everyone would wish Tuesday didn't exist. Then Wednesday. Then Thursday. Repeat until Sunday, the universe would implode because there would be no days left. Amirite?
+273In the Avatar universe, the liars and con artists should be called Wordbenders, amirite?
+217The universe doesn't care what you believe. The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask for your faith, just for your eyes. amirite?
-100If a single living cell was found on a distant planet, scientists would exclaim that we have found life elsewhere in the universe. So why is a single living cell found in the womb of a pregnant woman not considered life, amirite?
+367Every time you get the "Divide by zero error" in your calculator, someone somewhere is deleted from the universe. amirite?
+320If there's only one universe and you went back in time to fix a problem and then went back to the future to the exact time that you left, then that problem would've never existed. Therefore you would've never needed to go back in time in the first place and therefore you would've never gone back to fix the problem and that problem would still exist. amirite?
+421If I said that a magical gay centaur was the supreme overlord of the universe, then it would be up to me to prove that, not up to you to disprove it, amirite?
+229The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man." Amirite?
+280"Stephan Hawking says god didn't create the universe." He's just pissed that god made him a cripple. amirite?
+256After thousands of birds died in Arkansas and other states, I hope all gamblers took notice because the universe was giving us a hint at how the Ravens, Seahawks, and Falcons were going to do in their playoff games later, "the birds will get killed,"amirite?
+414Think about how small you are compared to an elephant. Think about how small that elephant is to a whale. Think about that whale compared to a mountain. Think about that mountain compared to the earth. Think about how small the earth is compare to the sun. The sun is to the solar system. The solar system to the galaxy. The galaxy to the universe. You fell pretty small. amirite?