+256When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it, amirite?
+14The Universe will decide to make everything and everyone go as slow as possible on that one time where you really need to pee. amirite?
+187The beauty of the internet is that there is an infinite universe of untapped lols to be discovered that is missing in the mainstream media. amirite?
+49thieves, criminals, and terrorists are counter-productive to our world because the whole point, or some of the point, of being here is to give back to the earth and others. The legacy we leave is something we add to the universe which lingers on forever, not something we take away from it. amirite?
+89When we really think about how big the universe is, our problems that seemed like the end of the world doesn't seem so huge anymore, amirite?