+522This question has been tossed around: "If Mother Earth and Mother Nature are there, is the universe lesbian?" No, the universe is polyamorous. Everyone forgot about Father Time. amirite?
+406In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and is widely regarded as a bad move, amirite?
+339If you compare the age of the universe to one day, and if it was now 11:59 p.m., then Earth was formed at around 4 P.M. and people showed up 28 seconds ago, amirite?
+287One of the best things about amirite is when someone with a username that's an inanimate object posts something really profound and thought provoking. Reading something like, "have you ever wondered how small we are when talking in relative terms to the entire universe?" really gets you thinking, and then you look down and see that it was posted by a chapstick. amirite?
+259The views expressed by religious folk are their own opinions and do not reflect the opinions of the creator(s) of the universe. amirite?
+94If every single time someone makes a decision, a new universe is created, what if the whole point of this universe was so the guy next door could drink coffee instead of tea? What if nothing really existed before that, and all of our memories and history was just to keep the illusion going? On top of that, there's probably hundreds of universes where you're dead or traumatized, amirite?
+11Beware of your dreams. Some dreams show up to tell you what to change in your life. Who wants to hear that? More
+13Always remember it is only when our own daylight fades that the true universe is revealed to us.
+11The weekend can't get here soon enough. Let's hurl insults out to the Universe...just to pass the time. I'll start. Gimme your best. :)
+117The universe is made up of protons, elctrons, neutrons, bosons, leptons etc. They forgot to mention morons. amirite?
Would You Rather have the ability to fly at FTL (faster than light) speed and explore any area in the known universe, or the ability to travel through any point in time, but only on Earth?
+130The sooner we realize that the Universe doesn't care about us, that we are all equally unimportant, and that none of us are privileged in the eyes of any god, the closer we will come to respecting each and every human being, amirite?
+678Discovering there really are aliens out there would really change the Miss Universe contests...amirite?