+3It's annoying when I'm trying to learn how to bake an apple pie and the guy on TV says that if I wished to make an apple pie from scratch, I must first invent the universe. amirite?
-1Stephen Hawking u fucking retard, of course god made the universe who else did the CareBears, amirite?
+9The smallest of probabilities in the realm of the human understanding is infinitely large in the ever-expanding vastness of the universe. amirite?
0You do not buy nasty spongy bagels from the supermarket, especially if you live in New York, home of the greatest bagels in the universe, amirite?
+15You’re thankful for the particles that initiated life. They didn’t stay lifeless like the rest of the particles in the universe. It’s remarkable how the odds were in life’s favor, and they were in the right conditions to undertake the reactions that have made the living world around us possible. amirite?
+3It's amazing to think that there is no edge (dramatic pause) to the universe, amirite?
+12The Miss Universe contestants and other pageant contestants probably do charity work for the publicity, amirite?
+23If the universe wanted you to be thin, food wouldn’t taste so good. amirite?
+6The answer to 'what is the worst that can happen?' is always the universe suddenly ending. amirite?