+4,002I remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground, The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties, Mom was your hero and Dad was superman, Your worst enemies were your siblings, Race issues were who ran the fastest, War was a card game, life was simple and carefree, but what i remember most... ...was wanting to grow up. amirite?
+3,443There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?
+2,584500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?
+2,137Logically, Grammar Nazis must be led by some sort of Grammar Hitler and allied with a Spelling Stalin. It is only a matter of time before Diction Kamikazes show up and we are plunged into Word War II, amirite?
+1,224There's a big difference between supporting the TROOPS and supporting the WAR. I am fully supportive of our troops who are willing to risk their lives to fight for their country, but that doesn't mean that I am in support of what the government is trying to accomplish by using them. Amirite?
+1,197When you're at war, don't throw a grenade at the enemy. Throw a flower at them. Then when they look down at it, they will think about how crazy and pointless war is. Then while they're thinking you can throw a real grenade at them, amirite?
+1,147If you have food,clothes and a house you are richer than 75% of the world.If you have $10 you are part of the 8% of the world's wealthy.If you woke up with more health than sickness you are more blessed than the millions who will die this week.If you haven't experienced a war,you are luckier than the 500 million suffering. If you read this,you are more fortunate than the 3 billion who can't rea... amirite?
+1,000The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
+933I'm attempting to travel back in time, you'll know I've succeeded if the Nazis lose world war 2 and friday comes after thursday, amirite?
+814Its amazing how the Olympics can bring people from dozens of countries together in one place without a huge war breaking out, amirite?
+797I hate people who say time travel is a stupid idea. It's that kind of attitude that lost us World War 3, amirite?
+777It's stupid how anti-war people hate on soldiers. I understand that you're against the wars, and I happen to agree with you, but you should be angry with the people who started them instead of the people who serve in them, amirite?
+756If America was to go to war with China, we'd be screwed. Most of our stuff is from China. amirite?