+558Homophobes say that homosexuality is choice. If it's a choice, please, become gay right now, go kiss a person of your gender, watch something gay or do whatever and tell me that you were attracted to it the whole time. I bet you weren't, and if you were, you're still gay. amirite?
What are the odds of Blasey-Ford showing up to testify
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? More
+1,532Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
+248A lot of video games are so good, they deserve to be made into movies. Not Prince of Persia, but Assasins Creed and Call of Duty. A lot of gamers would watch it, amirite?
+761Thank you Justin Haters, Twilight haters,and Miley haters for constantly bringing up these celebs when it is not needed.You guys are the true obsessed fans. You promote them, you watch their videos and obviously you buy their tickets (Ex:the guy who threw that bottle at a Justin Bieber concert). You guys continue to make yourself look ridiculous, and I will continue to laugh at your fail. amirite?
+14I want to personally thank each and everyone of you from the bottom of my heart for your wonderful posts, the conversations, and friendship, I also want to thank you for taking the time to favorite and comment on my own personal posts. I don't think y'all are told enough just how much I appreciate you being here💕 More
+658It would be helpful if each city came with a guide for people who had just moved in so they don't have to look stupid in front of locals. "New residents should invest in close-toed shoes and watch out for ants every spring. Commonly used make-out spots include the junkyard and riverside park, and we have an inside joke involving doughnuts due to a drunk man who accidentally dialed our local radio station.", amirite?
+708Every time you watch porn you fear in the back of your mind that it's somehow connected to your Twitter or Facebook, and that it's gonna make a post about how much you love hot horny lesbians. Amirite?
Did you watch or listen to Hillary's Speech today regarding her bid for the White House?
+2,545My watch is really cool. Besides being able to tell time, you can talk on the phone, text people, AND take pictures. Plus, it comes in a new shape, so you dont have to wear it around your wrist! Some people call it a cell phone, but i dont know what they're talking about, amirite?