+28'A cat falls into water, and a rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story?? A wet pussy makes a happy cock.' This is a really funny yet lame sex joke. amirite?
+189Someone needs to invent a hot chocolate mix with mini marshmallows that don't melt when you pour all the hot water in. Amirite?
+162It sucks when you're eating something spicy and water only soothes it for as long as it's in your mouth. As soon as you put it down you can just FEEL your taste buds dying. amirite?
+257You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Also, you can't push it in, because it's heavy, and you'll probably get kicked in the face. amirite?
+104Before you go into a bath/shower you don't want to go in because you're doing something. But once you're in, you never want to get out and end up using all the hot water. amirite?
+79It's super annoying when you jump into extremely cold water, and for a moment you can't breathe, making your lungs feel like they are crushing in, amirite?
+126It feels great taking a nice hot shower...it's not so great when the hot water finishes in the middle of your shower, amirite?
+86It's a weird feeling when you think something is in your cup like water but when you drink it, it's something totally different like soda...amirite?