+550"Everybody has a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow. Whered you get one, I don't know but EVERYBODYS GOT A WATER BUFFALO." Amirite?
+654They buried Osoma in the sea right after Japan poured its radioactive water into it, this has the makings of an awesome monster movie, amirite?
+702I wonder how someone invented paper mache? "Oh no.. my newspaper fell into my special flour-water soup! Oh.... I don't know where to put it!! I know, on my BALLOON!!", amirite?
+491So what if Jesus turned water into wine!? I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus... amirite?
+193Comments on any post: Someone says "ha so true!" Grammar Nazi says something like "You made an error with the passive voice preceded by an adverb." Wannabe says "you're*". Amirite celeb makes a witty joke (+79, 14 loves). Anon tries to argue; loses. Debbie Downer says her friend died by being hit by a javelin while playing water polo, so this isn't funny. Someone questions the post's validity, amirite?
+425It's really amazing how things can be phrased in totally different ways. You could say "I took a hot steamy shower and used an expensive exfoliating cream and a natural sponge," or you could say " I stood under a metal thing that sprayed me with scalding water then rubbed this oily goo filled with sand on my arm with a dead animal's exoskeleton". amirite?
+121stop filling up your 2 liter water bottle at the drinking fountain while im behind you! The fountain is for SIPPING not to tank up for a 2 day hike up Mount Douchebag. amirite?
+410Everyone compares people and snowflakes because "both are always unique", but the reason they should be compared is that in the end they're all the same despite how distinctive they look. Every snowflake, no matter how different it may seem, is just water. amirite?
+323Sharks live in water. There's water in my toilet. I rest my case, amirite?
+818Well I was thirsty until I saw you molest the water fountain with your mouth, amirite?
+710What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It'll be a while before I get hard, I just got laid by a chick", amirite?
+491Wolfs can smell happiness. You're at the beach all happy and a pack of wolves attacks you, WOLF ATTACK. You run into the beach terrified, sharks can smell fear, SHARK ATTACK. You're bleeding and the water is all red, bulls hate red, BULL ATTACK. Now you're losing blood, HEART ATTACK! amirite?