+464In elementary, there always seemed to be that one kid who had to deepthroat the water fountain when getting a drink. amirite?
+505If it burns like wood, weighs a much as a duck, and it floats on water, it must be a witch, amirite?
+534So Osama Bin Laden is dead? Does that mean I can take water on an airplane again? amirite?
+590They've just discovered a planet that is only 20 light years away in a solar system like ours that is about the same size as Earth and the right distance from it's star so that it could have liquid water. The chances of this planet having life are more then 50%. This is the most important discovery of the year, but it will be under reported, amirite?
+457Imagine what the guy who first sweat was thinking. "Oh, man... It's so hot tod-- ...What the hell? Why is there water on my skin..? HOLY SHIT, I'M MELTING!", amirite?
+2,436you hate it when your washing your face and the water runs down you arm to your elbows, making a mess, amirite?
+695i would hate to be a fish "yea yea thanks for throwing me back in the water but YOU LEFT A FREAKING HOLE ON THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH YOU A-HOLE", amirite?
+799Sugar dissolved in water... It's not a problem, it's a solution, amirite?
+761The average human produces a quart of saliva a day or 10,000 gallons in a lifetime.The average human's heart will beat 3,000,000,000 times in their lifetime.An average human drinks about 16, 000 gallons of water in a lifetime. The average human wants to know how the hell you know this. amirite?
+754Science teachers/other people always say that life couldn't exist on other planets, because they have no water or oxygen. Who ever said that all life is like ours? They could have formed from other things and live on things that would easily kill us, amirite?
+336There's a new drink called the Bin Laden: 2 shots and a splah of water, amirite?
+592If you say "that song by Deep Purple", a few people might know what you're talking about. If you say "that song Smoke on the Water" maybe half of people will know what you're talking about. But if you say "that song that goes na na na, na na nanaaaa, na na naaa, na naaaaa" people all of a sudden know exactly what song you're talking about. amirite?