+703they say gatorade is just as good, if not better, than water... well whoever said that never tried making chicken soup with it, amirite?
+702I wonder how someone invented paper mache? "Oh no.. my newspaper fell into my special flour-water soup! Oh.... I don't know where to put it!! I know, on my BALLOON!!", amirite?
+701we should quit using water based ice for drinks, instead use ice made out of whatever drink your drinking so it doesn't get watered down, amirite?
+701You hate when the ice in the cooler has melted, and all of the sodas are just floating on water, amirite?
+696Why don't refrigerators have a milk dispenser next to the water in the door? You could just hold your cereal bowl under it and push the button. amirite?
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+695i would hate to be a fish "yea yea thanks for throwing me back in the water but YOU LEFT A FREAKING HOLE ON THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH YOU A-HOLE", amirite?
+693You didn't know peeing in the shower once a day can save 584 gallons of water in a year, amirite?
+689The diet of a college student: Water, Ramen noodles, and maybe, everyone once in awhile, some Easy Mac or other Mac and Cheese. amirite?
+686When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. amirite?
+684HOW TO EAT RAMEN LIKE A BOSS!! 1. Boil some water. 2. EAT RAMEN! 3. DRINK BOILING WATER! 4. SNORT CHICKEN POWDER! 5. Fuck bitches. amirite?
+677If someone made a "Download this app to make your iPhone water proof!," they would be the ultimate troll, amirite?
+677It would be awful if there was an oily hurricane that hit a electric pole and caught on fire and then threw burning bits everywhere causing fires that couldn't be put out because of the oil water that caused charred cadavers to contaminate the water supply, causing a pandemic that spread across the globe that caused a war between nations that would send missiles that would explode more oil rigs... amirite?