+707When you step into the water, the coldness isn't that bad. But as you go further out and the water rises, you start to have second thoughts. amirite?
+703they say gatorade is just as good, if not better, than water... well whoever said that never tried making chicken soup with it, amirite?
+702I wonder how someone invented paper mache? "Oh no.. my newspaper fell into my special flour-water soup! Oh.... I don't know where to put it!! I know, on my BALLOON!!", amirite?
+701we should quit using water based ice for drinks, instead use ice made out of whatever drink your drinking so it doesn't get watered down, amirite?
+701You hate when the ice in the cooler has melted, and all of the sodas are just floating on water, amirite?
+696Why don't refrigerators have a milk dispenser next to the water in the door? You could just hold your cereal bowl under it and push the button. amirite?
+695i would hate to be a fish "yea yea thanks for throwing me back in the water but YOU LEFT A FREAKING HOLE ON THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH YOU A-HOLE", amirite?
+693You didn't know peeing in the shower once a day can save 584 gallons of water in a year, amirite?
+689The diet of a college student: Water, Ramen noodles, and maybe, everyone once in awhile, some Easy Mac or other Mac and Cheese. amirite?
+686When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. amirite?
+684HOW TO EAT RAMEN LIKE A BOSS!! 1. Boil some water. 2. EAT RAMEN! 3. DRINK BOILING WATER! 4. SNORT CHICKEN POWDER! 5. Fuck bitches. amirite?