+509Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to seperate the ocean, he just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way, amirite?
+1,227You always gradually make the water hotter as the shower progresses, amirite?
+321You water your rocks so that they will one day grow into mountains, amirite?
+584I saw a picture of polar bears drinking water. I thought to myself; 'This can't be real. Polar bears only drink Coca Cola, amirite?
+254Its rare that just one bad thing happens at a time. You don't just stub your toe; you stub your toe, drop your water, fall into the wall, scare the cat, knock over the vase, and cut your hand on the glass from the vase. amirite?
+537Dry hair? Just try our patented product (a delicate balance of H20, Dihydrogen monoxide, and water!) and never again suffer the hardships of dry hair! 100%Guaranteed or your money back! only $19.99 a month+ shipping&handling. amirite?
+195An optimist will say the cup is half full, a pessimist will say it is half empty. A leader will take the cup and put some more water in it. amirite?
+267Why do sharks live in salt water? Because if they lived in pepper water, they'd sneeze, amirite?
+343If you think about it, when someone says that jumping from a certain height into water is the same as hitting concrete it could go both ways. "Dude, the helicopters gonna crash into that building, we have to bail!" "Are you crazy! We must be 500 feet up!" "Relax dude, from this height, it's the same as hitting water." Amirite?
+589Now that I know there's water on the moon, your natural spring water from the Swiss Alps bores me. amirite?
+401Midterms - Because it takes teachers til high school to realize that you retain information like a colander retains water, amirite?