+418If water could kill the Witch of the West, why did she have buckets of it sitting around her castle? I mean, you don't leave buckets of sulfuric acid sitting around your house, amirite?
+307You wonder how bread was invented. "Damn, I accidentally got this flour wet with some egg and salty water. I better put it in the oven to hide the evidence," amirite?
+745It would have been hilarious if in the episode of C.S.I. Justin Bieber died from getting hit by a water bottle amirite?
+377People are like icebergs, only 10% is shown and visible, but the other 90% of who they are is hidden. We should all try to drop that water level and show ourselves to the world, amirite?
+478Love is the only thing that can kill you, and keep you alive at the same time. That and water. Amirite?
+379If president Obama converted water into wine, Fox news would call him an alcoholic, amirite?
+176"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water." What is stopping the reader from assuming that Jack and Jill are two dogs. amirite?
+693You didn't know peeing in the shower once a day can save 584 gallons of water in a year, amirite?
+701we should quit using water based ice for drinks, instead use ice made out of whatever drink your drinking so it doesn't get watered down, amirite?
+577Girls have unique powers. We get wet without water, bleed without an injury, and make boneless things get hard, amirite?
+559When you took a shower as a kid, you did one of the following: 1. Went around the edges of your shower avoiding any contact with the water, 2. Danced crazy to a catchy song, 3. Sang a song you were feeling, or 4. You just took a shower. amirite?
+296So, 70% of our bodies are water. We drink water. We love to shower and swim. But if water falls from the sky, HOLY FUCKING SHIT RUN AWAY. amirite?
+804Try this great product. It's so refreshing, it's unscented but it can still make you smell nicer, we've known and trusted it for years, and 100% of users say they couldn't live without it...water. amirite?
+573"Professor, i was wondering if you could tell us anything about the Chamber of Secrets". This is the best way to distract your teacher in the middle of learning how to turn animals into water goblets. amirite?