+418If water could kill the Witch of the West, why did she have buckets of it sitting around her castle? I mean, you don't leave buckets of sulfuric acid sitting around your house, amirite?
+307You wonder how bread was invented. "Damn, I accidentally got this flour wet with some egg and salty water. I better put it in the oven to hide the evidence," amirite?
+745It would have been hilarious if in the episode of C.S.I. Justin Bieber died from getting hit by a water bottle amirite?
+377People are like icebergs, only 10% is shown and visible, but the other 90% of who they are is hidden. We should all try to drop that water level and show ourselves to the world, amirite?
+478Love is the only thing that can kill you, and keep you alive at the same time. That and water. Amirite?
+379If president Obama converted water into wine, Fox news would call him an alcoholic, amirite?
+176"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water." What is stopping the reader from assuming that Jack and Jill are two dogs. amirite?
+693You didn't know peeing in the shower once a day can save 584 gallons of water in a year, amirite?
+701we should quit using water based ice for drinks, instead use ice made out of whatever drink your drinking so it doesn't get watered down, amirite?
+577Girls have unique powers. We get wet without water, bleed without an injury, and make boneless things get hard, amirite?
+559When you took a shower as a kid, you did one of the following: 1. Went around the edges of your shower avoiding any contact with the water, 2. Danced crazy to a catchy song, 3. Sang a song you were feeling, or 4. You just took a shower. amirite?
+296So, 70% of our bodies are water. We drink water. We love to shower and swim. But if water falls from the sky, HOLY FUCKING SHIT RUN AWAY. amirite?
+804Try this great product. It's so refreshing, it's unscented but it can still make you smell nicer, we've known and trusted it for years, and 100% of users say they couldn't live without it...water. amirite?