+33There's no way it was an "accident" that the Earth magically formed by itself and had oxygen, water, sunlight, and humans who "accidentally" were made but coincidentally had reproductive organs, brains, and body parts perfectly arranged so that we could move and breathe and think. Why couldn't God just have done all that stuff on purpose? amirite?
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-56The theory of evolution is full of lies. Darwin himself said that if the fossil record doesn't back it up, then the theory doesn't hold water. So why is it considered to be remotely true, amirite?
+1,719Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus, amirite?
-960nobody likes to drink water because it's tasteless and it makes you pee a lot. amirite?
+1,202Harry Potter would have had a much easier time if he just used the internet. "Who is Nicholas Flamel?" "Lets google it!" "How am I supposed to breathe under water for an hour?" "I bet Wikipedia has an article about it!" "Oh God, where is Voldemort's last horcrux?" "I don't know, lets check his Twitter!" Amirite?
+10Do you fish? If so, where and for what? Do you eat your catch? If you dont fish, what is your favorite fish to eat? Exclude shellfish..... More
-309Losing weight wouldn't be THAT hard! instead of working out all day and eating healthy food, why don't people just stop drinking as much water. like maybe drink no more then a cup a day cause then you will lose a ton of weight fast since water is heavy, amirite?
+345There are 17 types of people in the world: Normal, Fire, Water, Electric, Grass, Ice, Fighting, Poison, Ground, Flying, Psychic, Bug, Rock, Ghost, Dragon, Dark, and Steel. amirite?
-8I'm sorry but a deep southern accent should be made fun of until it is wiped off the Earth. There is no "R" in the word "wash". People who warsh things are imbeciles. You also can't go swapping vowel sounds. I sounds like eye not "a". Though the next customer who asks me for a large cup of "ass water" or "ass tea" s going to get just that!
-132So according to Christian theology, you can be a child-raping war criminal and still get into heaven as long as you perform a magic ceremony with a bucket of magic water. This is the god we're supposed to worship? If god is on the same side as the Christians, I don't want to be on the same side as god, amirite?
-84It's weird that you automatically open water/Gatorade bottles with your non-dominant hand, amirite?
There is a place in the world where people can't get clean water. Where Lead poisoning is a common occurrence. Where there are no grocery stores and people live in abandoned crumbling buildings. That place is Flint, Mi More
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