+2,512Thank god Facebook is back up. I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of water and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night! amirite?
+2,436you hate it when your washing your face and the water runs down you arm to your elbows, making a mess, amirite?
+1,722Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus, amirite?
+1,517Dear Twilight lovers, Edward is waiting for you in the forest. Go find him. Now. Just leave. Don't take food or water. amirite?
+1,357It's wierd when you can hear the water sloshing around in your stomach after you drink a lot of it, amirite?
+1,329Don't you hate it when you yawn and your eyes water and then some random person walks up to you and asks of your okay, amirite?
+1,306It's annoying when people point out flaws in fiction. Like "Hey, how are they at the beach on Spongebob? They're underwater!" .. "He's a TALKING SPONGE living in a PINEAPPLE, and the WATER bothers you?!", amirite?
+1,285You're really hot, so you want to take a cold shower. But once the water starts spraying, you chicken out, and take a hot one instead, amirite?
+1,204It's awkward when you're drinking from a water fountain and there's a long line behind you, so you cut your drink short, amirite?
+1,202Harry Potter would have had a much easier time if he just used the internet. "Who is Nicholas Flamel?" "Lets google it!" "How am I supposed to breathe under water for an hour?" "I bet Wikipedia has an article about it!" "Oh God, where is Voldemort's last horcrux?" "I don't know, lets check his Twitter!" Amirite?