+6,806Why does Donald Duck wrap a towel around his waist after he takes a shower when he doesn't even wear pants, amirite?
+2,586500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?
+2,546My watch is really cool. Besides being able to tell time, you can talk on the phone, text people, AND take pictures. Plus, it comes in a new shape, so you dont have to wear it around your wrist! Some people call it a cell phone, but i dont know what they're talking about, amirite?
+2,241I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity, its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything, amirite?
+2,058There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?
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+1,614Girls: It's really annoying when you wear a strapless bra and you have to keep pulling it up, amirite?
+1,397They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?
+1,358If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?
+1,287Not all girls/women who wear makeup think they're ugly. Sometimes, we just want to play with the products, and see how we look with this eyeliner or this lipstick, or whatever. Sometimes, we use makeup to accent the beauty we know we have. Sometimes, we use makeup just for the heck of it, because it's fun. amirite?
+1,150We all have an "I'm probably never going to wear this again but I'm keeping it anyway" section in our closets, amirite?
+1,143Guys who wear their pants down passed their ass should realize that the practice was started in prisons to show they were "available" to other inmates. Maybe then they would pull up their damn pants. amirite?
+1,127Average teen mag: "DON'T CARE if others tell you you're too fat/do not use the right make-up/wear the wrong clothes/like the wrong celebs and music! You are an INDIVIDUAL!" ... (turn page) ... "...and this is what EVERYONE should wear in autumn! Check out Lady Gaga's new style! Miley Cyrus has a new song you simply gotta find awesome! And NEVER ever wear blue eyeshadow if you have blue eyes!... amirite?