+2,241I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity, its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything, amirite?
+1,358If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?
+2,586500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?
+2,058There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?
+1,397They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?
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+2,546My watch is really cool. Besides being able to tell time, you can talk on the phone, text people, AND take pictures. Plus, it comes in a new shape, so you dont have to wear it around your wrist! Some people call it a cell phone, but i dont know what they're talking about, amirite?
+6,806Why does Donald Duck wrap a towel around his waist after he takes a shower when he doesn't even wear pants, amirite?
+932Politicians should have to wear patches like race car drivers, so we know who their corporate sponsors are, amirite?
+770It's a freakin' cartoon, stop trying to question things. Arthur can wear glasses when his ears are on top of his head because he is a BAMF, and Dora can travel the world alone because that bitch is unstoppable, amirite?
+742It's amazing how Taylor Swift managed to convince millions of ugly girls she's just like them. 'She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts' "Hey man, wanna date that hot blonde chick who plays guitar?" "No way, she wears SNEAKERS." Amirite?
+1,127Average teen mag: "DON'T CARE if others tell you you're too fat/do not use the right make-up/wear the wrong clothes/like the wrong celebs and music! You are an INDIVIDUAL!" ... (turn page) ... "...and this is what EVERYONE should wear in autumn! Check out Lady Gaga's new style! Miley Cyrus has a new song you simply gotta find awesome! And NEVER ever wear blue eyeshadow if you have blue eyes!... amirite?