+2,869Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?
+1,992It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT! CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!" Amirite?
+1,537Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
+1,733It's weird how people complain that seat belt laws take away their personal freedom, it's like, you know what else takes away personal freedom? Dying. Amirite?
+1,547Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?
+973I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them. Amirite?
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+11,896Picking up something light when you're expecting it to be heavy is a weird sensation, amirite?
+879Sometimes out of the blue when you're looking at your sexy self in the mirror while washing your hands or something you'll start doing weird shit like smiling creepily or waggling your eyebrows, and then stop suddenly when you realize that stuff like that is probably why you have no friends, amirite?
+849Walking is a really weird thing when you think about it. You constantly catch yourself from falling face first by putting your foot on the ground. Every step is like "Oh no. OH NO, I'M GONNA FALL! ...Nope, caught myself that time. WAIT NO I'M GONNA FALL AGAIN! ...Huh, maybe next time." amirite?
+643I before E, except after C . . . and in the words . . . atheism beige being caffeine casein cleidoic codeine conscience counterfeit deifdeity deign deil disseize dreidel eider eighteither feign feint feisty foreign forfeit freight geisha gleization gneiss greige greisen heifer heist inveigle kaleidoscope keister leisure monteith neighbor neither obeisance their seeing seine seismic seize seizin sheik sheila sovereign veil vein weight surveillance weird, etc . . . amirite?
+1,013It's weird how Apple claims 8 gigs is enough for about 2000 songs. If you played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave, amirite?
+501It's weird that during the Second Wizarding War in the Harry Potter series, there were epic battles all over which would decide the fate of the entire world, yet the muggles knew nothing about it. They only knew that some very unusual things were going on, but had no clue why. On an unrelated note, how about all of those natural disasters happening everywhere one after another lately? amirite?