+6Really Snow White? Just take a freaking apple from the witch? Eat a gosh darn banana. amirite?
+10we all wonder what michael jackson's life would've turned out like if he didn't turn white. amirite?
+19Whenever you get a really bad tan, you're surprised at how white you were before, amirite?
+20I don't get why everybody wants the white iPhone, everybody knows the black one runs faster, amirite?
+4You avoid wearing green on St.Patricks Day, red and white on Canada Day, Red, white and blue on 4th of July, and red and green on Christmas. amirite?
+6Once you go black, you never go back. And once your white, everyone else is black. amirite?
+44Calling someone Black/White/Brown/Chinese/Indian etc. is not racism. Its racism when you hate them, discriminate them, or think you're better than them because of those reasons. amirite?
+12Canadians like: Eh, beavers, maple leaves, red, white, coins, etc. Amirite?
-1"Is God black or white?" God's both. "Is God a boy or a girl?" God's both. Shit, God's Michael Jackson, amirite?
+452You get so excited when you've went through the whole day without spilling anything on your White Shirt/Jeans. Whoops, spoke too soon...amirite?