+1,043You aren't immune to being racist if you're black. Just today I heard a girl say "I hate white people". That's still racist, amirite?
+1,007If you wear a white shirt you are guaranteed to spill something down it, amirite?
+1,000In the fairly odd parents, Timmy has a poor, white kid friend (Chester) and also a filthy rich, genius black kid friend (AJ). But if Chester and AJ were reversed, then the show would be racist, amirite?
+947its so annoying how a black person can say the meanest thing to a white person and nothing will happen to them but the minute a white person says somethin to the black person they will be considered racist and get their ass kicked, amirite?
+933Snow-white and Sleeping Beauty both must have has the world's biggest bladder and smelliest breath for having been asleep that long, amirite?
+929The point of the white crayon is to write a secret message to a friend and have them color over it with markers, then revealing it. amirite?
+926Black people started wearing their pants down low, white people called this "saggin", spell "saggin" backwards. Those sneaky white people... amirite?
+916Sometimes it feels like just being white counts as being racist, amirite?
+904When a black person is mad, they're still black. If a white person is mad, they're red. If a black person is sick, they're still black. If a white person is sick, they're green. If a black person is choking, they're still black. If a white person is choking, they're blue. So why are black people 'colored'? amirite?
+900Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
+898Welcome to America, the only place where you can find a woman with a leash on her child, yet she is carrying around her puppy in a stroller. Where a bank keeps two doors open, yet they chain the pens to the desk. Where white people call each other niggers. amirite?